Ron Paul ranks fifth place in Iowa, still ranks first place in Crazytown

And in a stunning turn of events, Iowa proves once again that being popular on the internet doesn't mean jack shit in the real world. The Paultards spent months and months trying to cheat every poll they could, only to learn that they were really cheating themselves.

As usual, the response from Paultards ranges from being delusional to being paranoid. Some of them will insist that fifth place proves that Ron Paul is a viable candidate, while others are going with the traditional conspiracy theories. A few of them are looking for ways to use the delegate system to subvert the popular vote. One member writes, "Delegate system is BS. But... I won't argue against it much if it's working in our favor for once =P". Way to stick to your principles, guys!