Friday, February 8, 2008

I Vow To Donate $100 to Ron Paul

That's right, folks, I'm saying this hear and now. A lot of people think that I have an unfair vendetta against Ron Paul. That couldn't be any further from the truth. I think that I'm completely fair to Ron Paul. But even his strongest supporters should be willing to look at Ron Paul objectively now and then.

In fact, just to prove that I can be completely fair to Ron Paul, I hearby pledge to donate $100 to Ron Paul's campaign, which he can use to purchase $30 million worth of ads. If Ron Paul hopes to succeed after his super Tuesday failure persecution, then he's going to need it. But only if someone can compile a list of 300,000 other people who will pledge to donate $100 to Ron Paul's campaign. Right now. Just like the Paultards give Ron Paul credit for "volunteering" to donate $100 to Rosa Parks medal if the majority of congress would do the same, I'm sure that they will likewise give me credit for donating $100 to his campaign.

So how about it, Paultards? Are you willing to do it? Put your money where your mouth is? Finding 300,000 donors should be easy, more people than that voted for Ron Paul last Tuesday.

Or do none of you actually support Ron Paul?

7 comments:

Schratboy said...

Dude, you're a dick head. Really, truly, go fuck yourself.

Ron Lawl said...

So are you going to join me in my pledge to donate $100?

MrBold said...

We should start thinking about how we're going to get Ron Paul to retire from political life.

In that spirit, I will match Ron Lawl pledge of $100 dollars. If the Paultards can't find 299,998 other donors, I will donate my $100 to the Democratic candidate in his district.

tinter said...

Has anyone other than Obama had that many individual donors? Besides, only a senior campaign person for any campaign could do that, and would be in breach of data protection.
I come here because I can't stand the rondroids, but this is just stupid. I mean, its not even funny.

Anonymous said...

They'll just make a fake list.

Anonymous said...

Why are you doing this? You don't have to prove a damn thing to these xenophobic aspies. They'll just fake it anyway, see they have no problem committing fraud which is why they're so paranoid about it.

Ron Lawl said...

This is in response to the "Ron Paul offered to donate $100 to Rosa Parks if everyone else in congress would do it, but no one took him up on the offer, selfish bastards!"