Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Vote For Miss Ron Paul!

Wonkette reports the following story: "Hey there Paultards who like to look at women online! Now you can elect your favorite female Libertarian standard-bearer in a beauty pageant that's attracting literally dozens of votes. There are several Miss Ron Pauls to choose from and you can vote twice a day before May 31, because that is what Freedom is all about: voting twice."

You can check out the five leading candidates here, with all the glamor that Ron Paul is famous for. Surprise, surprise: All five of them are white, four of them are blonde, and the last one looks like she needs to be carded. Of course, this shouldn't be surprising, coming from a political ideology that thinks that child pornography laws are a bad thing.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'm a paultard and I'm OK.
I spam all night and I sleep all day.

I smoke some weed. I watch YouTube.
I chase Sean Hannity.
I live in Mommy's basement and I vote for the GOP.

I want to live in Paulville. I like to drink Kool-Aid.
I act like Ron's the pope.
I put on hippie clothing and call everyone a dope.

I read manifestos. I hang with David Duke.
I spew talking points to all.
I aspire to be just as loony as my dear Ron Paul.

I'm a paultard and I'm OK.
I spam all night and I sleep all day

Sung to the tune of "The Lumberjack Song"

BadCompany

Anonymous said...

"I'm a paultard and I'm OK."

-Yes I am just fine

I spam all night and I sleep all day.
-No, I don't spam. I hate spam, but I do sleep until about noon.

I smoke some weed. I watch YouTube.

-I don't smoke weed (makes me paranoid now days) but I did when I was a teenager and find it a harmless drug.
I do watch youtube for about everything, can't stand to sit through commercials on TV (can't stand TV).

I chase Sean Hannity.

- Nope never chased Hannity.

I live in Mommy's basement and I vote for the GOP.

- I live with my husband and I vote for whoever is the best candidate, regardless of party.

I want to live in Paulville. I like to drink Kool-Aid.

- I do not want to live in Paulville, seems counter productive.
I don't drink much kool-aid except instant variety on camping trips.
(Jim Jones used Flavor-aid, if thats what you are attempting to reference.... your welcome)

I act like Ron's the pope.

-Hell no! I would never insult Paul like that.

I put on hippie clothing and call everyone a dope.

-I wear some hippie clothing I guess, I just wear whatever. Worrying about my looks is the last thing on my mind.
I don't call anyone a dope lol- thats a pretty silly term.

I read manifestos. I hang with David Duke.

-I have read the libertarian manifesto, the romantic manifesto and Ron Pauls manifesto. Good call.
I certainly do not hang with David Duke - that man is abhorrent and racist.

I spew talking points to all.

- I like to discuss my beliefs if I think someone is interested. Who doesn't?

I aspire to be just as loony as my dear Ron Paul.

-I aspire to learn as much as possible about as many subjects as possible. I guess that does make me kind of loony but I don't care...I have always loved books and learning since grade school.


Thanks for the poetry, I am glad I could clear some things up for you.