Wonkette reports the following story: "Hey there Paultards who like to look at women online! Now you can elect your favorite female Libertarian standard-bearer in a beauty pageant that's attracting literally dozens of votes. There are several Miss Ron Pauls to choose from and you can vote twice a day before May 31, because that is what Freedom is all about: voting twice."
You can check out the five leading candidates here, with all the glamor that Ron Paul is famous for. Surprise, surprise: All five of them are white, four of them are blonde, and the last one looks like she needs to be carded. Of course, this shouldn't be surprising, coming from a political ideology that thinks that child pornography laws are a bad thing.
Wednesday, May 14, 2008
Vote For Miss Ron Paul!
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2 comments:
I'm a paultard and I'm OK.
I spam all night and I sleep all day.
I smoke some weed. I watch YouTube.
I chase Sean Hannity.
I live in Mommy's basement and I vote for the GOP.
I want to live in Paulville. I like to drink Kool-Aid.
I act like Ron's the pope.
I put on hippie clothing and call everyone a dope.
I read manifestos. I hang with David Duke.
I spew talking points to all.
I aspire to be just as loony as my dear Ron Paul.
I'm a paultard and I'm OK.
I spam all night and I sleep all day
Sung to the tune of "The Lumberjack Song"
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"I'm a paultard and I'm OK."
-Yes I am just fine
I spam all night and I sleep all day.
-No, I don't spam. I hate spam, but I do sleep until about noon.
I smoke some weed. I watch YouTube.
-I don't smoke weed (makes me paranoid now days) but I did when I was a teenager and find it a harmless drug.
I do watch youtube for about everything, can't stand to sit through commercials on TV (can't stand TV).
I chase Sean Hannity.
- Nope never chased Hannity.
I live in Mommy's basement and I vote for the GOP.
- I live with my husband and I vote for whoever is the best candidate, regardless of party.
I want to live in Paulville. I like to drink Kool-Aid.
- I do not want to live in Paulville, seems counter productive.
I don't drink much kool-aid except instant variety on camping trips.
(Jim Jones used Flavor-aid, if thats what you are attempting to reference.... your welcome)
I act like Ron's the pope.
-Hell no! I would never insult Paul like that.
I put on hippie clothing and call everyone a dope.
-I wear some hippie clothing I guess, I just wear whatever. Worrying about my looks is the last thing on my mind.
I don't call anyone a dope lol- thats a pretty silly term.
I read manifestos. I hang with David Duke.
-I have read the libertarian manifesto, the romantic manifesto and Ron Pauls manifesto. Good call.
I certainly do not hang with David Duke - that man is abhorrent and racist.
I spew talking points to all.
- I like to discuss my beliefs if I think someone is interested. Who doesn't?
I aspire to be just as loony as my dear Ron Paul.
-I aspire to learn as much as possible about as many subjects as possible. I guess that does make me kind of loony but I don't care...I have always loved books and learning since grade school.
Thanks for the poetry, I am glad I could clear some things up for you.
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