Showing posts with label Blimp. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Blimp. Show all posts

Friday, January 25, 2008

Links to other Anti-Paul Blogs

It's not easy trying to keep up with all of the silliness that surrounds Ron Paul, and usually I try to pace myself. But for the readers who would like to see more, here are some other blogs you can check out:

First off, there's the Ron Paul Tumblelog. This site focuses on brief, easy to digest snippets. The Ron Paul Tumblelog includes a few news items that I didn't report on this site, but which I probably should have. These include:

Next up, there's Revolusion 2008, by Sultan Knish. Sultan's claim to fame is his Pulitzer Prize winning reporting on DaronWestbrooke, poster child for the Ron Paulogist movement, and for his analysis ont he use of first person accounts in Ron Paul's newsletter. Sultan mainly focuses on finding amusing bits from Paultards for easy laughs.

Finally, there's Andrew Austin's blog, Freedom and Reason. Although it's not really a Paul specific blog, it does write a lot against him. Austin takes a much more academic approach, and was the one who located the microfilm proving that Ron Paul voted against MLK Day.

Friday, January 4, 2008

Join the Ron Paul Air Corps

Well, the Paultards may be licking their wounds from Iowa, but they're already working on their next offensive. Do you see that unintelligible speck in the photo to your right? Well, that photo is supposed to be the key to their upcoming victory. Yes folks, several weeks after the failed attempt at a Ron Paul Blimp, their new idea is to rent out a helicopter and to fly a Ron Paul Air Corps Banner.

Paultards still haven't learned their lesson, and continue to believe that the only reason that people won't for Ron Paul is because they haven't heard of him, and not because Ron Paul is just batshit crazy. As soon as people look up in the sky and see the photo for Blurry McBlurBlur, they'll instantly swoon over the thought of having someone new to vote for.

Hey Paultards, at some point, you need to stop focus on "making noise," and start focus on actual campaigning. Quality over quantity. Instead of spamming people, try talking to them. And more important, try listening. Hey, believe it or not, but some people might actually have a valid reason not to vote for Ron Paul, and acting like a complete asshole doesn't help your case. Instead of telling people about what they should be concerned about, how about you try asking them what they're concerned about? You might be surprised by the results.

Thursday, December 27, 2007

Ron Paul wasn't the first candidate with a blimp

This one was reported by the good people at Wonkette, who decided to run an investigation on presidential blimps throughout the 21st century:

Are the Paultards taking their cues from the ultimate Internetardation forebearers — the rabid supporters of Howard Dean? This link appears undeniable, at least regarding blimps. Maybe you all heard about this back in ‘03, ‘04 — I sure as hell didn’t, thank god — but Dean’s online supporters once tried to launch a blimp of their own, for all the same Paultarded reasons. Suddenly, the Internet is making a lot more sense.
This is satire, right? Please tell me that this is satire.